Airkat
No bullshit, just what I thought of the movie.

I don't claim to be a ropert or an ebert, but I'd like to share my thoughts on the movies I've seen.

Alex
Like a prepubescent Dr. Phil, Alex is always giving people "tips" on how to "better" ruin.. err run their lives.

Yes, it’s true. I'm quite like a genie actually... I will guide you throughout many aspects of your life. I may even grant you three wishes.

Anyways, you have come to my column because you're doing a sucky job running your life. As proof, you are actually willing to take my advice on how to better ruin it. So let's begin...

Amber Leach
Paradox or simply a logical woman? Wait, that's a paradox in itself.

Amber is the first female to join the cast here at idleriot and as the bunch of horny males we are, we accept her with open arms! Read on to hear about her humorous adventures through life as a woman.

Chris Ruesink
Our first ever featured columnist. Great fan, and I hear he's a steady masterbater.

Chris Ruesink is actually the first steady columnist to join our crew. Being that his articles are far superior than any shakespearean comedy, we have eagerly taken his talent under our wing with the release of our columns.

Chris also has his own site at inkbychris.com

Golden
We were lucky enough to snatch up this blossoming bisexual in her early stages.

While not the first female to come aboard, she may be the raunchiest. Golden is an aspiring bisexual. Join us on her journeys to her first lesbian encounter. Who's going to have the exclusive? That's right. Us.

Gwydion
A sensible and humorous look into the possibilities of the future.

A huge idleriot fan, Gwydion brings comedy and sensibility to the community through his writings.

Suzy
Suzy is a unique gem. She can entice you with her sensual side, then tear you apart the next. Every man needs one.

This strong-minded webmistress is always up for giving someone a piece of her mind. Strangely enough, her mind is also the producer of some of the hottest stories I've ever read.
Check out Planet Suzy

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What you do at idleriot.com

Do you think you're good enough to be a part of the team? Do you think we need to bring you under our wing as a writer or media maker? Tell us why by contacting us and maybe we'll think about it.